Panic in the Metropolis

"We got the good SGM back from vacation late last night. I felt like I was going pick up a long lost brother. We've been together for the last 14 months and it just seems odd not having him around. So, we went late last night to spare him an extra day at the local "fobbit" hangout as well to get all our ducks back in a row, so to speak.
Well, while we were waiting for his plane to arrive, we had a "rocket" attack/drill, who the hell knows, but anyway the sirens went off and everyone went for cover in their respectve shelters. Glenn, Allee and I just looked at each other and watched with amazement as all ran away so, we took off for our Humvee just to be part of the excitement. We thought it'd be an excellent time to go get coffee because the line would be short but nooooooo, Tim Hortons closes during rocket attacks. Can you beleive the nerve!"
ETT PA-C