.It's hot
"I wrote this after smoking a Monte Cristo Robusto (Cuban)
It's August and I imagine it's hot in Iraq to all those that live in Iraq (where we actually usually live) but in Kuwait it's absolutely blazing. Our base is a collection of tents in western Kuwait so there's no water for awhile, unlike the capital of Pogueistan, Camp Arifijan located 20 minutes from the gulf with a pool. I've learned to shit really fast here during the day; it's a battle for survival. Can I take a dump before I pass out in the port-a-shitter? Yesterday was pretty close. I was sweating really bad and hyperventilating. I try to save my bowel movements for nighttime, but we are usually on the road then. The shitters in Iraq are in air conditioned trailers, yet another one of the reasons why I'd rather be in Iraq getting mortared then in my hooch in Kuwait."
Fobbits need Ice Cream
It's August and I imagine it's hot in Iraq to all those that live in Iraq (where we actually usually live) but in Kuwait it's absolutely blazing. Our base is a collection of tents in western Kuwait so there's no water for awhile, unlike the capital of Pogueistan, Camp Arifijan located 20 minutes from the gulf with a pool. I've learned to shit really fast here during the day; it's a battle for survival. Can I take a dump before I pass out in the port-a-shitter? Yesterday was pretty close. I was sweating really bad and hyperventilating. I try to save my bowel movements for nighttime, but we are usually on the road then. The shitters in Iraq are in air conditioned trailers, yet another one of the reasons why I'd rather be in Iraq getting mortared then in my hooch in Kuwait."
Fobbits need Ice Cream
posted by madtom at 6:35 PM
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