The Patching Ceremony

"We had our patching ceremony for the unit.
They made a big deal out of what is not really a big deal, but tradition is tradition I guess.

I'm not a big fan of standing in formations, I don't think many people are. So when the XO walked by my desk with his camera I said, "I'll take pictures for you sir." He replied, "Aren't you going to be part of this too?" And I responded back with, "I said I'll take pictures for you sir."

Little did I know what that would consist of. See, I like a lot of attention, but I'm not one to stand in front of large groups of people. Being in front of large groups of people causes me to have panic attacks and blush like crazy and generally fuck up whatever it is that I was supposed to be doing. More so when there's several high-ranking people watching."
Pink's War