BREAKING NEWS! Salam Pax Has Grown a Beard!

"Forget the Constitution Wrangling. Salam Pax has admitted in today's post that he has grown a beard because it's simply easier to live in the New Iraq WITH a beard than without one. Hm, that can't be good, right?

[O]ne of the reasons I grew a beard is because it makes life a bit easier.
And that is exactly how we might end up with something like the Islamic Republic of Iraq because sissy queens like me will start growing beards and stop wearing ties to avoid conflict. Mind you, I do think my beard makes me look distinguished but my A-list Bear looks are not helping the cause."
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