The Land that War Forgot

"DISCLAIMER: No Fobbits were harmed during the writing or creation of this post. I would have liked to but they took away my weapons prior to departing. Thus, much to my not so subtle dismay no Fobbits were injured physically; notice I did not mention emotionally.
I’ve been looking forward to going on leave for quite some time, in fact since the time I was notified of my leave date; I’ve been counting down the days. The part I’ve been dreading has been the trip between Bermel and arrival at home."
Afghanistan Shrugged