You Want A War? I'll Give You A War...

"A prank war that is.

There's a couple girls from another unit that lives 2 doors down from W and J. A few weeks ago, the girls decided that they wanted to pull a prank on J.

They took a condom, spit in it, and laid it on J's pillow. It ended up leaking on J's pillow, and I'm sure you can imagine what it looked like. He wasn't all too pleased about it."
Pink's War