.The Constitution of the United States of America LLC
We the corporations of the United States, in order to form a more perfect corporate entity, establish business justice, insure domestic dominance, provide for the common defense of corporate budgets, promote the general welfare of our CEO's, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our investors, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America LLC.
posted by madtom at 6:54 PM
2 Comments:
One would think that this is real, what with the bailout and all. Our founding fathers have to be rolling in their graves! Our congresspeople wonder why they have a 17% approval rating. Maybe it is because they are so STUPID!
17% where the hell did you get that. I heard it was 9%.
After the bailout we might as well amend the constitution and rewrite the preamble to reflect our new values.
So I figured I would give it a try, you never know.
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