Back to my tent

"Well R&R is over and I spent the last 3 days bed-ridden, so no sunglasses, sorry Kate. As with every Army Program on the planet, before we could sign out in Qatar we had to fill out an AAR sheet. For those not in the know, AAR means After-Action Review which is a summary of the day/mission/whatever just happened's events. They are usually done in a 3 up/3 down formation meaning 3 sustains (what went well) and 3 improves (what went wrong). These are usually worthless because people say the same thing; we talked good on that there radio, we got dah mission done, and some fatass always says "the chow is really good at FOB N." For the R&R AAR, where it said cell phone number I wrote "I live in a tent in the desert" and then under sustains I wrote that it was great to shower everyday and to shit in a toilet like normal people. For improves I wrote that they need to serve whiskey instead of wine in a box and coors light for the 3 drinks a day. I'm not about to come back to alcohol after not having it for 10 months and drink some crap like that. "
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