A Tale of Two Titties

"I wrote this while smoking a CAO Brazilia.

I’m sitting on my porch, astounded at the earthy complexity of this fabulous cigar. Everything from the packaging to the leaf wrapper is flawless. The fact that this CAO Brazilia was sent to me by an intelligent, sophisticated, and glorious blonde only adds to its pleasure.

Life is good when you have good friends.

I check my e-mail, hoping for some more fan mail to winnow away the time until bed. I have some, but it’s not exactly fan mail. I notice that it is from my brother-in-law, a New York Jew who has never grasped why I wear the uniform.

Now in order to tell you that story, I have to tell you this one:"
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