Peace & Luxury

"I have been away for a while, and that's only because I wasn't in Jordan, I was in Saudi Arabia.

And typically you would again guess that I was in a terrorist's training camp but I am deeply sorry to disappoint you again, as I explained before my visit to Syria last year was for fun, while this visit to KSA was for an entirely different mission: Omrah."
Tell me a Secret

Yeah sure, that's what they all say, right before they strap themselves into a VBED and drive off into the sunset towards paradise