Cole's Instant New Iraq

"Want to watch a little man make a giant ass of himself? Then hustle over to Prof. Cole's Totally Amazing Online Circus, where the mild-mannered academic is hallucinating about Iraq's internal borders.

Cole has never set foot in the country, but we all know that. Even so, he has an Iraqi dream, one in which he completely restructures the country. First, you should know that Iraq has 18 provinces. Now, listen to him: "I say that we make 5 superprovinces: Deep South, Middle Euphrates, Baghdad, Sunnistan, and Kurdistan, along with two smaller ethnic enclaves, of Turkomanistan and Chaldeanistan in the north. Bear with me.""
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