Garage Sale

"Dear Gang,
Life is good here. Not as good as when I get home very soon, but for the most part good. I called my wife up to tell her the good news and oh by the way, I mailed home a trunk full of junk from Iraq. Her response, “That’s great and we’re going to put this stuff where???” My mind is racing now, “Honey, don’t worry, I took apart the engine from an old Mig 25 that was sitting out in the junk yard.” Mind you it took six Marines, four hours in bitter cold, a blow torch and a heavy duty pickup to make all this happen, so by God, I was going to get my turbine fan blades come hell or high water!!"
SandGram

I'm staring to like this guy! Sounds just like something I would do.