Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Pork Eating Crusader Patch Is A Huge Hit With Troops In Afghanistan


With tensions at an all time high in Afghanistan following the Koran burnings, the urination video, and the killing of 16 civilians, attention is now falling on a long line of "Infidel" apparel and gear.

Exhausted from how they feel they're being perceived, troops have taken to wearing patches and carrying items that label themselves infidels, and offer translation in local dialect.

In the Muslim world an infidel means literally "one without faith" who rejects the central teachings of Islam.

Military.com tracked down Clayton Montgomery at Mil-Spec Monkey, a large online seller of infidel gear, who says his most popular item by far is the "Pork Eating Crusader Patch."

The patch includes an image of a knight in a Crusade's tunic, eating what appears to be a large ham hock, and lest there be any confusion — a translation in Arabic.

They haven't gone unnoticed. The website Muslim Awakening, posts a picture of what appears to be a German soldier with the patch adhered to his combat uniform.

Other items are more subtle.

There is the Infidel Zippo advertised as: "This one is small enough to hold some personal meaning and not be in-your-face to everyone you meet. It’s perfect for pulling out at just the right moment to get the full effect."

Businessinsider

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH, I'm sure it will be OK. After a decade the Afghans have no doubt come to appreciate our sense of humor. It's all just one big world and people really are the same and want the same things for their children no matter where you go......

10:02 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

I think the joke is that US troops are learning some French culture. Maybe they will learn to cook too..

6:21 PM  

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