Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Plot Thickens

"I meant to get this post up sooner, but a 48-hour bout with the flu left my brain too cooked to come up with any sort of cogent analysis regarding the assassination of Karzai ally Jan Mohammad Khan (JMK). To tell you the truth, I don’t have one theory on whose behind the killing – it’s turning into a real who dunnit. But I do have a rather long list of people and organizations with both the motive and ability to carry out a hit like this.

A couple things to keep in mind about JMK as you peruse my theories below: he was a Popalzai, (like the Karzais), he was probably the most powerful player in Oruzgan Province, and like AWK, had a hell of a lot of enemies."
FRI

Well my theory is that we are behind it, to scare the principles into owning the game. They have been living large on our dime and security and not doing much on their own, so this is a new strategy to get them to play the game and pay their own bills. It's a game of live or die.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, it could be that the guy stole his bodyguard's favorite dancing boy...

1:05 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

Goats could also be involved

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get into a conflict over both dancing boys and goats and someone has to die.

12:12 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

As it should be

9:39 PM  

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