The Article That Got Kurdish Journalist Sardasht (Saro) Osman Killed

Credit: PUK Media

I am in love with Massud Barzani’s daughter
By Sardasht (Saro) Osman
“Note from Kurdistan post: The writer of this article killed by Massud Barzani service agency called Parastin because of the content of this article. Anybody writes about Massud Barzani family would be killed as they killed few other journalists in the past”

I am in love with Massud Barzani’s daughter. The man who appears here and there and claims he is my president but I would like him to be my father-in-law and also I would like to be a brother-in-law with Nechirawan Barzani.

If I become a son in law of Massud Barzani, we would spend our honey moon in Paris and also we would visit our uncle mansion in America. I would move my house from one of the poorest area in Hawler to Sari Rash and it would be guarded by American’s dogs and Israeli bodyguards nightly.

Also I would make my father to become the Minister of Peshmarga who had been Peshmarga with September revolution but now had no pension because he is not any more a member of Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP).

Also my unlucky baby brother who finished university recently but now he is unemployment and wants to leave Kurdistan with the help of some smugglers, I would make him the chief of my special forces.
My sister who has been even embarrassed to go to Bazar for shopping, I would let her to drive all the expensive cars same as all Barzani’s daughters do.

My mother who is diabetic and has blood pressure and heart problem but she cannot afford to go to outside Kurdistan to seek medical attention, I would hire couple Italian doctors for her in the comfort of her house.

For my uncles, I would open few offices and departments and I would make them with all my nieces and nephews high generals, officers and commanders.
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