Monday, May 10, 2010

Abbas Hawazin: I Am A Womanizer {Riddle}



I Am A Womanizer {Riddle}

I am a well-known womanizer. You are a beautiful woman whose good looks have been obscured by years of abuse by your alcoholic and violent husband, I offer you the following preposition: Within my day-to-day duties as police officer, I search your house for drugs, then I kill your husband in tacky self-defense and move in. I promise you that I will take care of your house and your large extended family, and everything is going to be all right. But either out of cluelessness or dishonesty I do nothing of the sort and your family quarrel among themselves for the pettiest of reasons, they are a rough bunch and they understandably don't like me, you are so dumbstruck by the abruptness of change that you are incapable of shaking yourself out of lethargy and the house falls so much in shambles that you sometimes wonder not-so-secretly whether you were better off.

Although I'm nailing you day and night, and I'm thankful for all that pussy. I cannot help but feel somewhat dismayed and disappointed for how things turned out. and although I can just simply leave I offer you to come to my house, change your name and forget about your troublesome family until you can get your self together on your feet.

My question is: how should you feel about me?

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