Barack Obama To Be Given Cy Young Award

pisschrist-III c/o of the Iowahawk Blog.

Even though, in throwing out the first pitch at the MLB All Star Game, President Barack Obama threw like a girl, his throw didn't reach the plate and he wore Mom Jeans, he will be voted in unanimously, 60-0, as the combined Cy Young award winner for both baseball leagues in 2009, because he showed hope and change on his first pitch and wasn't Bush...