What's Happening to Me?

"There are only a handful of people in this world who don’t piss me off.

Now granted, I probably have more pet peeves and hang-ups than many, but most of the population in this world is self centered and ignorant of how they affect those around them. And of course everyone thinks they’re the smartest, wittiest guy or gal in the group, so I really can’t ever tell anyone how obnoxious or annoying they really are. After all, if there’s a problem it must be with me, right?"
CoYIAO