Why Latinos couldn't be the 911 terrorist

1: 8:45 is too early for us to be up.

2: We are always late, we would have missed all four flights.

3: Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4: We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5: With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6: We talk with out hands, therefore we would have to put our weapon down.

7: We would all want to fly the plane.

8: We would argue and start a fight on the plane.

9: We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

AND MY FAVORITE

10: We would have to put a Puerto Rican flag on the windshield.