.Pieces of Flair
"I wrote this while smoking a Romeo and Juliet corona from a country below Florida.
This doesn’t feel right. For the longest time I’ve stuck with big-ring gauge cigars, puffing away through layers of wrapped flavors. Coronas? Corona Gordas? Please, they are effeminate. Those are cigars for women, designed small so that petite female hands can wrap around the band.
Then I watch John Adams on a bootleg Haji DVD. Perhaps big-ring gauge cigars weren’t manufactured back then, but Paul Giamatti certainly didn’t look effeminate while he puffed away on his stick while deftly avoiding war with France. Perhaps a 32 ring gauge cigar allowed him to talk as he made policy? I have to admit, it is difficult to bark orders with a 60 ring gauge CAO Amazon in my mouth.
Maybe John Adams knew something I didn’t?"
Big Tabacco
This doesn’t feel right. For the longest time I’ve stuck with big-ring gauge cigars, puffing away through layers of wrapped flavors. Coronas? Corona Gordas? Please, they are effeminate. Those are cigars for women, designed small so that petite female hands can wrap around the band.
Then I watch John Adams on a bootleg Haji DVD. Perhaps big-ring gauge cigars weren’t manufactured back then, but Paul Giamatti certainly didn’t look effeminate while he puffed away on his stick while deftly avoiding war with France. Perhaps a 32 ring gauge cigar allowed him to talk as he made policy? I have to admit, it is difficult to bark orders with a 60 ring gauge CAO Amazon in my mouth.
Maybe John Adams knew something I didn’t?"
Big Tabacco
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