Monday, January 19, 2009

Danica Patrick Hates Me!!

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“Oh yes; faster, harder” she says to me in a low sultry voice. A whisper.

“Yeah; faster, harder” another feminine voice chimes. Inviting, sexy.

This is getting interesting now. I’m starting to sweat and my breathing is getting heavier.

The siren song continues. “Oh God, don’t stop, faster, harder; I love it” a totally different voice this time. Insistent more commanding than pleading.

Wow, three women at one time! But, now the beautiful siren song has risen to a much higher level and the pleasant overtone is being shed for something along the lines of demanding. More caustic and sarcasm laden.

“Go faster or I’ll make you pay”. The second one tells me in a more assertive manner."
Afghanistan Shrugged

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