My Non-Stalker

"I have a new stalker, only he's more like a non-stalker. He texts me and sends me messages on Yahoo constantly, but that's about as far as it goes. I have a feeling though that if he wasn't so damn paranoid about rumors that he'd be one of those creepy stalker guys that's always hiding out in the shadows watching my every move.

I had heard from the girl that I work with that heard from her roommate that a Sergeant here has a crush on me.

He comes up to the office at least once a day and we casually talk while he's here. We exchanged phone numbers a few weeks ago so that we could text back and forth whenever we were bored."
Pink's War