Pigpen Says...

"So in my last post I introduced you to a guy I am here at Fort Bragg, and headed to AssCrackIstan With. PVT Pigpen. Well pigpen in addition to being a dirty little shit is also one of the funniest people I have ever met. He says some of the funniest things from time to time and he says them in such a fashion that if you aren't listening closely you would probably miss them. So much so that I have taken to writing them down.

He speaks in a very soft voice but he has a very forceful personality which by itself is amusing, but I would just like to share a few of the things he has said with you...

-Don't touch me there, you aren't my priest."
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