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"Well we got off the road yesterday around 0600, I hit the rack and woke up just now. After mosying over here to the MWR, I check my e-mail to find iTunes stores receipts from the iTunes store. 8 e-mails to be exact, each for the sum of around $55. Someone got ahold of my card numbersomehow and spent around $450 on movies, music and iPod applications. Luckily I have USAA and this should get resolved soon, but nonetheless, fucking assholes.

Edit- I got on Yahoo Voice with my dear mother, who called USAA and then iTunes within an hour and had the situation resolved with her on her home phone and me on the internets providing account information as needed, and racking the slide on my pistol into the microphone as my mom put her phone to her computer speakers when the iTunes guy wanted proof that I was deployed. My mom rules"
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