What, Like It Isn't FUNNY?

"Like we aren't recruiting the new wave of sad sap Joes.

Like part of me isn't slightly relieved, slightly nauseated.

Like we'll ever see an end to any sort of mess. Cold War retrospective, Vietnam in memoriam. Repeat repeat, colorize, televise. Dramatize. Rent you some good-ass Stop-Loss on DVD and see how we 'Raq Vets LOOOOOOOOOOOOve to dig us some foxholes in our front yards, cuz we did sooooooo much of that up in the Raqi boonies.

Tell ya what. Movies like that? Just jacking you off, harder and faster, waiting for you to spurt and groan, dollar after dollar splattering on whatever surface it hits, cuz who gives a shit, right? MONEY!

Funny thing is that some of us have no goddamn idea what this money thing MEANS, we just know we saved a fuckton up, and now we're free, so now we can go apeshit with some plastic card and all our dreams come true, and we can cover up some of the horseshit horrors that we endured for NO OSTENSIBLE REASON.

HAH! WRONG!"
The Unlikely Soldier