It never stops

"Around 0600 or so, I don't even know the time it happened because we're daysleepers and 0400 is about bedtime, the CSM ordered a raid with the Navy MPs here on all the tents. MPs with drug dogs busted into our tents and knocked all of our shit over and dumped it out looking for drugs and other contraband. Someone's been breaking into the Squadron TMC for a few weeks now stealing tramadols and valiums and shit, so instead of A) putting more than a 30 year old padlock on the door or B) putting a camera or waiting in ambush for the culprit, they decided to dump everyone's shit instead. Instead of piles of stolen medicine, all they found were people smoking in the tents, porn, and pocket pussies.

Pretty low grade stuff in my opinion, but since leadership didn't find what they were looking for (and really, will they? who steals medicine to collect it, right? it's getting stolen to be abused, not to be stored in a locker), so now those guys are getting squashed. I think no porn is pretty harsh, especially on an infantry company. All dudes, no women and no porn makes infantry soldiers something something. I don't think pocket pussies are contraband, just really embarrassing. Especially for the MPs grabbing it; fuck that job. Smoking in the tent I don't understand; I know it's hot but it's been hit heavy on in the past few weeks because tents are getting burned down at the FOBs we transient at. These tents are shitty (lowest bidder typical Army stuff) and burn down to the frame in a few minute. I don't smoke so I guess I don't understand the appeal of smoking in bed."
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