Jesus' General

"...Kurtzman, who is editor of politicalhumor.about.com, has many diagrams to aid in the fight against Conservatives. His wit shines through in them. For instance, in a section entitled, How Not to be an Asshole, he highlights what one might be tempted to say, and how that should be translated into more diplomatic speech. Instead of saying “Do I need to speak slower, with fewer syllables?”, one should say “I’m not sure we’re communicating”. Instead of “What do the demons say when they come for you at night?”, try “How did you arrive at that conclusion?”. And instead of asking, “Did the lobotomy leave a scar?”, perhaps “Do you honestly believe that?” might be more appropriate."
Jesus' General

I'm sorry, but this is some of the fuuniest shit I've seen in a long time.

H/T LT Nixon I hate to tell you, but they're on to you now.