Stryker Sandwich

"It was yet another boring horrible mind numbing monotonous nauseating suckfest of a day, repetitive and relentless with more than a dash of dull. I was sitting in the back of the Stryker, looking at my assault pack holding my radio with a complete and absolute disdain that would melt the face off of any average Hot Topic goth wannabe. Being that we were undermanned, I was the only one actually sitting down. I contemplated standing in the unoccupied air guard hatch, my friend was in the other. After a careful bout of deliberation (a solid three seconds), I decided that no, I would not follow that course of action. I was going to be walking around with that radio on my back all day long, and to be honest, I'm a whiney little baby."
The Unlikely Slodier

Your welcome.
I would go into one of my rants about how it's more than just taxes, how the Stryker was built with foresight, how "someone" had the vision to make them happen in the face of a constant onslaught of discontent. Unlike today's MRAMP's which should be operational for in next war. But why bother.