“A Blog”

"Okay, so I was asked to write a blog. Woo-hoo, a blog! What’s a blog? At first I thought it was one of those large moving bodies of gelatinous gunk, you know, like in the movie where the blog goes around and eats people…oh wait, that’s The Blob. Alright, wrong there. Hmm, then I thought, ah-ha! Ren and Stimpy, “What rolls downstairs, rolls over in pairs, and rolls over your neighbor’s dog?” No, that’s “Log,” which you can get from the fine toy makers at BLAMMO! Darn, strike two! So what is a blog? Sounds like something you need to see the doctor about. “Hey, Doc I don’t think I feel so well. I think I’ve got the blog.” If you’re doctor is one of the Gumbys he’d probably tell you that it needs to come out, but if your doctor isn’t a character from Monty Python then he’d probably look at you like you had lobsters growing out of your ears and then charge you an arm and a leg anyway, so you might as well have “The Blog.” I mean, why the heck not it’s a free country right? "
1016th

You know I think this one is self explanatory. Seems like this blog is getting everyone involved. What a great idea. Too bad I never thought of that!