Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Graffiti War

"The Leadership of the US Military has decided to wage war on graffiti in latrines used by US personnel.

This has been placed on such high priority that aircraft in Kuwait are being delayed until perpetrators can be found and offending graffiti removed from victimized porta - johns and latrines.

Soldiers in Iraq have been informed that doors to latrines will be removed and guards posted to insure that latrines, soldiers and other personnel will not suffer the same fate.

We all rest better knowing that our leadership has our best interests in mind, and that they are ever vigilant in the global war against terrorism."
Chaper: War
Well it's nice to know they have their priorities straight!


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