"Are these people even human? Have they no common sense whatsoever? The new thing to do seems to be to sit on the toilet and hold your lighter under the ribs of the port-a-john doors and walls. Well guess what morons? We are pulling the port-a-johns and not replacing them and oh, by the way, charging your unit $600 a piece for destruction of property. No that's not directed at anyone on the list. It's directed at the Marines in CLB 2 in Building 305! What would your mothers think if they knew you were behaving like this?"
Inside Iraq -ruhgozler

I'm not even sure what to think about this one.