Khalid reported safe

Important Update:
Just goes to show you always check your sources, this is of course a fake. the fact is I was running and did not even really read the thing, I thought it said psychologist. Re-reading it now I see my mistake, and I cant help but LoL.

Original:

"hey everyone! im back. i was not arrested by the iraqi police as first reported. i was instead arrested by jihad sunni terrorists. they beat me up pretty bad and i have to visit a proctologist tomorrow for reasons i wont explain here, but a ranson was paid and i have been released in good shape. i am still not feeling that well, but i will try to post my entire story in the next few days."
Khalid Jarrar

Don't ask me, I just report what I see.